Mistaken Identity Mayhem

Hey party people! 🎉

Ugh, y’all won’t believe the wild roller coaster this Halloween has been. So Jordan and I are on our way back from the convention, stopping over in some anonymous town. Jordan’s dead to the world, just wants to sleep in the motel, but ya girl is buzzing for some Halloween havoc.

My dream costume? Picture it: something sizzling, you know? 😈 A cute, devilish look with a skimpy red dress, tail, and horns. Or maybe a flirty bunny rabbit getup or a shiny, curve-hugging catsuit, something to drop jaws and turn heads, and of course, sending Bryce a pic (or 20)!

But reality check – all that’s left in this tiny town’s costume store is, get this, a security guard outfit. I know, from spicy to snoozy, right?

But desperate times…

Not to mention the fact that, as of that point, I actually had no party to get to . But I knew I needed a costume so that made sense (in my head at least!).

It was already 8.30 ish at night so, time was running out to find a party!!  After trying on the security guard costume, I just left it on. I looked good and had like ZERO time to waste.

Now Get This

So I’m now in this get-up, barely out of the store when I tumble into chaos at the mall next door. An actual shoplifter girl is on the run, and all eyes zoom to me!  People are telling ME to help out.

Took a second to realize why they thought I would help — duh it’s the costume!

So there’s this panicked teen girl, clutching something she’s stolen on the run, and other security guards on her tail. She looked only 17 or so and, like a decent kid.

I jump in, all authoritative (who knew I had it in me?) and take over the situation. I didn’t want this girl going down. Not on my watch!

The real guards are confused but back off. I play the part, told them I would handle, and go back to their stations.  I promptly escorted her to a “secure area” (aka the nearest ice cream place in the mall).

The Twist

Turns out, she’s sweet as pie, just desperate to get to this MASSIVE, invite-only Halloween bash, and she had no costume. Her name was Melody btw. What a sweetie!!!

So I strike a deal with her – I’ll help her get away with the stealing if she sneaks me into the party. A bit cheeky, I know, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

Melody agrees of course!

So after we stop at a McDonald’s so she can change into her stolen costume (sexy clown), we roll up to this hush-hush Halloween bash. And guys, it’s EPIC! Insane decorations, costumes that are out of this world, and a DJ spinning fire tracks. I’m in the groove, blending in, sipping on some pumpkin spice cocktails (I mean, could it get any better?), and sending Jordan all the ridiculous Snapchats.  Bryce got a different set of pics!

I lost track of Melody during the night but I owe her a big thanks for getting me in!

Sending y’all love and laughter, and hoping your Halloween was as unpredictably fun as mine has turned out to be!